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About Me Member Wise Ass Michael "The Camel" Edwards15/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Shiver me-- Aw hell no

Tue Dec 8, 2009, 3:37 AM
I hate my body; I'm having problems! It's cold in my house, and here I am, having random shiver-spaz attacks. It's like a heart attack, it's like a spaz-out. Ugh.
I've got nothing to do, and Adorn's too much of a Nazi to talk to me, so, yeah. Also Robert's being a dick and not getting a decent, working phone that doesn't "bluescreen his shit."
Dammit, it's cold.

  • Mood: Stuck
  • Playing: FreeCiv (And Xfire)
  • Eating: Summat
  • Drinking: Strawberry 7up

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Ya so, srsly. im so win, i fire laz0rz.
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Back to business. My name is Michael A. Edwards, and I live in rednecksville Oklahoma. I am currently typing this not only to pass the time, but because I should, and deviantIDs get sorta moldy and stuffs after a while.
My friend said I sound a bit arabic once, if that helps.

Excuse me, I'm going to go detonate a stolen bomb in a small compact car whislt I am still in it just to scare people into believing in my god who supports being an asshole. Not that all muslims are assholes. But a lot are, preferrably ones who shoot at camo-dressed guys.

Assholes.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: My sexy chair.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Uhm, XL, I would suppose.
  • Print preference: Meh?
  • Interests: Fuckin around
  • Favourite movie: The Terminator
  • Favourite band or musician: Metallica
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock. Any kind.
  • Favourite artist: Meh.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ultarama and Philip Reeves
  • Favourite photographer: Meh?
  • Favourite style of art: Meh?
  • Operating System: iMac
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: Uh?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Mine. Preferrably green.
  • Skin of choice: ... White? No, that's racist. I'm only caucasian!
  • Favourite game: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy, or just Battlefield 2142, either way, I'm a fuckin' ninja.
  • Favourite gaming platform: My ShoopDaWhoop Computer
  • Personal Quote: "I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton." -The governer of cali
  • Tools of the Trade: yaso i just use teh pencils

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Well, if that counts as cleaning up the comments, it works.

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Funny Guy: "however, it would be fun to give him a meth-cocaine cocktail and set him loose in a room full of mousetraps."

Sometimes you eat bear, sometimes, it eat you.
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